| All Designs » Attitude » |
1021 - KEEP STARING... |
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1043 - EAT, DRINK, BE SCARY |
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1050 - BORROXT |
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1106 - BARMAN / THERAPIST |
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1111 - DOES EGO LOOK BIG ? |
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1137 - DUMB DOWN |
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1142 - PROPER OFF The HOOK |
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1145 - AVE IT |
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1168 - DIGNITY |
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1202 - RIDICULOUS OPINION |
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1205 - 7 LANGUAGES |
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1227 - INHERENT VIOLENCE |
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1241 - HITMAN |
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1246 - MY AMUSEMENT |
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1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
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1252 - FOXTROT OSCAR |
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1277 - WHO ARE YOU ? |
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1280 - UNFORGETABLE |
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1297 - SPIT SWALLOW SLEEP |
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1308 - WHO'S YO MAMMA |
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1323 - HOW MANY TIMES |
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1340 - LA-DE-FUCKIN-DA ! |
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1346 - MAKE SUN GO AWAY |
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1347 - WANT TO FIT IN ? |
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1348 - FABULOUS |
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1349 - ARE YOU EXCITED ? |
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1363 - JUST LIKE YOU |
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1367 - BEAUTIFUL - NEVER |
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1380 - TRIED SUBTLE |
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1400 - TILL DEATH DO US PARTY |
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1420 - I'm not arrogant I'm just better than you |
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1435 - It's all about me! |
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1436 - Ooligan on ollyday |
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1477 - Spit, swallow or gargle - asleep |
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1499 - What the fuck am I supposed to do with a penny |
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1500 - I'll swallow my pride if you will |
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1504 - abcdefucku |
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1505 - arrange to have them beaten |
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1516 - Fuck the whales, save blonde bimbos |
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1526 - I could shut your mouth permanently but my fly is stuck |
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1536 - The only mark you'll make in life is in your shorts |
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1555 - F: Twat Spotter B: I've seen you |
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1560 - Sinnin & Grinnin |
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1568 - There is no such thing as a bad day shagging |
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1570 - Consistently striving to lower my standards |
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1582 - I'm good for nothing but I'm very very good at it! |
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160 - If you don't like my smoke DON'T BREATHE! |
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1612 - Nothing is impossible with the right attitude and a hammer |
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1622 - I may not be a Twat but I act like one |
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1628 - Get your own T-shirt and stop reading mine! |
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1636 - Yadda yadda fu*kin yadda |
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1639 - My 'inner child' is a mean little bastard |
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1642 - Treat me like the pig that I am! |
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1651 - There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act |
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1695 - Not associated with known criminals |
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1710 - What's that all about then? |
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1751 - I'm about to develop an attitude |
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204 - NO WUCKIN' FORRIES |
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217 - The meek shall inherit fuck all |
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219 - Pierced in places you'd love to lick |
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231 - Arrange the following words into a well known phrase or saying: OFF, PISS. |
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249 - THUG |
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251 - Less culture than yoghurt |
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252 - Shit doesn?t happen It gets left behind by arseholes |
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256 - Parental washing instructions: Don't fucking shrink it |
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257 - FIGJAM |
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262 - M.O.B. Money Over Bitches |
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277 - I hate being superior but look at the competition |
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308 - The buck doesn't even slow down here |
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371 - Motto for Life: Work like you don?t need the money, love like you've never been hurt, Dance like nobody's watching, and shag like you're being filmed. |
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383 - Just because I'm moody doesn?t mean you're not irritating |
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405 - Free abuse wait here |
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412 - All this and I shag too |
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472 - All the characteristics of a dog - except loyalty |
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498 - Treat me like a tourist |
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508 - I DO BAD THINGS |
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520 - Eat your heart out, I'm taken |
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550 - I DON?T DO LEGIT |
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559 - BUGGER |
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562 - NO MORAL FIBRE |
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610 - Ceid Meile Feck Off! |
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634 - Charm school reject |
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642 - HAVE A DAY |
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714 - IRRITANT |
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718 - People like you make it easy for people like me to be above average |
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732 - Money can't buy happiness unless, of course, you blow it all on drugs and prozzies |
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748 - I'm retired this is as dressed-up as I get |
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756 - Money can't buy love but I only want to rent it |
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759 - When God created me he was just showing off |
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775 - I'm not rude You're just insignificant |
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84 - Don't give me ATTITUDE I've got enough of my own |
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842 - MISFIT |
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882 - LET MAYHEM BEGIN |
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913 - $2 SHIRT |
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984 - FUCK SUBTLE |
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99 - Earth Girls are easy |
| All Designs » Bad Attitude » |
1019 - TATTOOED WHITE TRASH |
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1037 - JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF |
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1046 - WHAT ATTITUDE ? |
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1054 - I' IN TEAM |
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1056 - GO F... SELF |
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1073 - WHO GIVES A FCUK |
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1117 - MEAN PEOPLE 2 |
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1164 - DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
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1206 - FUCKYAIFYACAN?T |
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1236 - MONGREL |
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1283 - HELL WAS FULL |
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1289 - FLOATING WHEELCHAIR |
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1300 - TERRIBLE WITH NAMES |
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1330 - OK CALL YOU FUCKWIT |
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1364 - LET'S PRETEND |
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1383 - YOU'RE LEAVING |
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1405 - WORLD'S MY ASHTRAY |
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1414 - WHY THE FUCK |
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146 - Do I look like a fuckin' people person? |
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1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
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1512 - If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd be out by now |
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1559 - Which part of kiss my arse don't you understand? |
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1613 - I'm so excited I could just kick a puppy |
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1645 - Let's play hide and go fuck yourself! |
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1650 - I ain't got no fuckin attitude |
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1674 - I don't give a shit and I don't take any either |
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168 - UP YOUR PIPE |
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1698 - Oi, Dickhead, why are you reading this? |
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1700 - If ya fuck, I'll fuck ya, If not? FUCK OFF! |
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1761 - Ho's yo Momma? |
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244 - Fuck Titanic what happened to the iceberg? |
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346 - Funny you don't look like a twat |
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404 - If you're easily offended now would be a really good time to fuck off |
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435 - FUCK YOU, YES YOU |
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612 - Tell your fuckin' story walking, pal! |
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679 - If you want loyalty get a dog!! |
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703 - I don?t do mingers |
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709 - My attitude might stink but my arse doesn?t |
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721 - SMILE FUCKWIT |
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726 - No! I am not fuckin' local |
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750 - Be nice or Fuck off |
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753 - Don't be shy your mother wasn't |
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772 - I woke up this morning with one nerve left, and you're getting on it. |
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79 - Which part of Fuck Off don't you understand |
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80 - If I gave a shite you would be the first person I'd give it to! |
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889 - BUGGREM |
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89 - I've upped my standards Up Yours |
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90 - I'm drunk, I'm obnoxious, Fuck You |
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92 - Fuck Off Just fuck right off |
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947 - DID I SAY ? |
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967 - IN MY WAY |
| All Designs » Bikes » |
1087 - BLH BGH |
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1088 - BLH BLH |
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1097 - PR UNDER BRIDGES |
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1105 - AA / PARAMEDICS |
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1171 - BIKE?S BLACK TOO |
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1248 - CHOLESTEROL |
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1250 - TRIKERS DO IT |
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1307 - I RACE GLACIERS |
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1384 - CHROME / HOME |
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1385 - COLOUR BABYGROW |
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1388 - I'M THE TWAT |
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1413 - SHOOT ME |
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1415 - CLARKSON CHEESEWIRE |
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1421 - Jeremy Clarkson - Twat |
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1443 - I'm a biker, what's your excuse? |
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1445 - Oh no, not the comfy bike! |
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1446 - Colour coordinated trailer |
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1506 - Fat bald beer-belly bikers are cute & cuddly |
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1507 - Scooter Trash |
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1527 - Never ride faster than your angels top speed |
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1533 - Wide open til you see God?then brake |
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1557 - Help I'm a biker trapped in the body of this uge ugly lesbian |
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1616 - Space is curved or my bike pulls to the left |
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1618 - Fat Bikers land like a sack of shite |
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1625 - I'm not scared of speed it's crashing & burning that worries me |
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1629 - If rallies were for families, bikes would have four doors |
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1630 - If god don't allow motorbikes in heaven I'll ride mine straight to hell |
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1633 - Motorcycles ruined my marriage Praise the Lord |
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1641 - It used to be about all motorbikes |
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1652 - Go back to the car park, the sun's melted your bike |
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1665 - Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Yamaha - from the people that brought you Pearl Harbour |
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1699 - I'm a biker, deal with it! |
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174 - Loud pipes save lives |
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202 - Biker babe wanted |
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211 - Bikers go in helmet first |
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212 - Never mind the bike, wanna see my helmet? |
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213 - Old bikers still keep their helmets shiny |
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3 - I'd rather push my xxxxxx than ride a BMW Available in Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha & Kawasaki variations. Please add the manufacturer name in the Comments box with your order. |
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317 - Big bikers bounce better and baby do I bounce |
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347 - Sierra Leone Kosovo Iraq Belfaxt West Bank Afghanistan That was a badly planned cycling holiday |
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443 - How do I ride? 0-800 ASK-YOUR-MISSUS |
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558 - 80% of my cash goes on bikes, booze and birds. The rest gets wasted (so do i) |
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577 - To start to understand me you'd need to be a biker |
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655 - I ride therefore I am |
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657 - Fuck Housework let's ride! |
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683 - It takes more than colour coordinated leathers to turn a wanker into a biker |
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688 - Bike it, you'll like it |
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690 - Live to ride Ride a fuckin tractor |
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695 - Beer must contain female hormones after 8 pints I cant ride my bike & I talk a load of shite |
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696 - Bikers have more fun than people |
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697 - If you can read this I'm going too slow |
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767 - Ride like a thief Sorry, Streetfighters members only. Proof required |
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804 - What's with the funny ear, then? |
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925 - RIGHT ROAD ? |
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930 - BIKE IS FOR LIFE |
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933 - SKY, GROUND, SKY |
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966 - K...K...GKBGKB,... |
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990 - HANDBAG / LEATHERS |
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991 - BSA... |
| All Designs » Bitch » |
105 - QUEEN BITCH |
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106 - I'm not A BITCH, I'm THE BITCH and it's MS BITCH to you |
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107 - 100% BITCH none of that 50/50 crap with me |
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1098 - NOT YOUR BITCH |
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1099 - MORE BITCH |
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1329 - SPANK BAD BUTT |
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1370 - BITCH MUM WANTED |
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1371 - ALPHA BITCH |
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1372 - PSYCHO BITCH |
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1373 - UNSTABLE & BITCHY |
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142 - I don't need a dog I've got a bitch |
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1476 - mesobitchy |
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1480 - Fat bitches take longer to bury |
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151 - Bad girl my arse, I'm a real bitch |
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1543 - My wife's idea of a threesome is bitch bitch bitch |
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1553 - Warning: My bitch switch sticks |
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1626 - Life's a bitch Then you strangle one |
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170 - If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my mother |
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340 - Back off! This bitch bites |
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351 - You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing |
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46 - I don't have PMS I'm always a bitch |
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546 - Moody bitch seeks understanding gentleman for love/hate relationship |
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650 - A bitch is for wife not for mistress |
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689 - Life's a bitch? & then you marry her |
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710 - I am woman hear me bitch |
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817 - This bitch rides alone |
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93 - I may be a bitch but I'm the pick of the litter |
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95 - Bitch in training, wanna practice? |
| All Designs » Booze » |
1045 - MOREBEER.BUY |
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1057 - SOBRIETY |
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1086 - BEER & BOLLOCKS |
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1090 - BLIND DRUNK |
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1094 - SPENT ON DRINK |
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1114 - BEER ME UP SPOTTY |
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1175 - NOT SHARING BEER |
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1176 - BINGE DRINKER |
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1183 - BAR SLAG |
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1189 - SERGEANT SIXPACK |
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1195 - MALE BEER |
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1211 - DRINK - WANT ME |
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1258 - THIRSTY ? |
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1303 - BORING WHEN SOBER |
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131 - Beer in Beer out |
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132 - In the morning I will be sober. Will you be beautiful? |
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1323 - HOW MANY TIMES |
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1350 - TURNS TO PISS |
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1394 - DRUNK MEN IN GROUPS |
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1408 - LAST 3 PINTS |
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1416 - I'm a drinker not a driver |
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1417 - Back on my barstool |
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1423 - It wasn't me you cunt, it was the Vodka |
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1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
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145 - I FEAR NO BEER |
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1452 - Charlie Beercunt on tour |
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1494 - Brain - 2 ideas - drink & fuck |
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1502 - I feel sick! Must have been the pastie |
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1511 - Let's get drunk so I can take advantage of you |
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1680 - Drink like the Devil and do drugs like an Angel |
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218 - The liver is evil and must be punished. |
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254 - Alcohol kills braincells but only the weak ones |
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255 - Beer so much more than just a breakfast drink |
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272 - I am not an alcoholic I am a drunk Alcoholics go to meetings |
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280 - One beer makes me drunk. Usually the 12th |
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312 - Let's get some ber & dynamite and go fishing |
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363 - Beer helps uglly people get laid |
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372 - Ey up it's the beer monster |
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374 - We all need something to believe in. I believe I'll have another beer |
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376 - Well drunk? 0-800-FUCK-YOU |
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393 - Are the pubs open yet |
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437 - Who's drucking funk? |
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49 - DON'T MIND ME; I'm the designated drunk |
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506 - Beer The reason I can still get up every afternoon |
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509 - Hangovers are for amatures |
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510 - Pour me another you're still ugly |
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602 - CAREER ALCOHOLIC |
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699 - My doctor says coffee's bad for me so I'm sticking to alcohol. |
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711 - Where are we going? Will there be beer? |
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739 - I don't have a problem with drink it's the sobering up that gets you! |
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745 - Ouch!!! The wrath of grapes |
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751 - I drink like a twat, me |
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776 - Alcohol may make you think you are more interesting and attractive than you really are |
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784 - Beer doesn't care how much you earn |
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785 - I've been drinking all day on an empty head |
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801 - Outdoor lager enthusiast |
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81 - If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink |
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935 - WHERE THE FUCK |
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946 - DON'T ASK ME NOW |
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96 - Having a great time, wish you were beer |
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98 - SHHH?....Yep, I hear a beer calling me |
| All Designs » Brands » |
1001 - YOU?RE CUTE |
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1048 - FCUK UP FAIRY |
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1060 - NTL: |
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1081 - 181 |
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1138 - BNOK IMMEASURABLY |
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1141 - BIG BIKE... |
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1144 - LIKTWAT |
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1150 - FCNL |
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1251 - HARD TO SPELL |
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1321 - S&M&M |
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1376 - HORNY AS FCUK |
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1378 - FCEK |
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1389 - FCUK ?25 MILLION |
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1431 - Is it OK to put FUCK on a t-shirt if you can't spell? |
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1441 - OMBRU |
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1462 - FC*K off - fashionable and polite |
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1476 - mesobitchy |
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1483 - lcuky fcuk |
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1521 - fcukaholic |
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1528 - Duck my Sick |
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1558 - wnaker |
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1714 - I * KY |
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1753 - Fcuckin fat fcuk, too fcukin fat to fcuk |
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186 - Y2K-Y Jelly fits 4 digits where 2 used to go |
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192 - I'm horny How are you? |
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288 - ADITOFF |
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324 - I thought clap was a kind of applause, until I discovered Smirnoff. |
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327 - Snow White thought 7-up ws a soft drink until she discovered Smirnoff. |
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352 - It's time to kill off the weakest link |
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392 - AS SEEN ON TV |
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415 - PUSSY |
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426 - Innuendo Italian suppositories |
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465 - FUKC DYSLEXIA |
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466 - Never to busy to fukc |
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467 - Cool? - like fukc! |
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468 - FUKCED FASHION |
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469 - I DON'T GIVE FUKC |
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470 - DON'T FUKC WITH ME |
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471 - FUKC ME |
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502 - THE NICE ARSE |
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536 - Fukc ewe kiwi style |
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555 - TRIANGLE PUSSY |
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556 - RAT |
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557 - Hat Saigon Tractor Co |
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565 - HELLO, I FUKC |
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588 - Fukc off I'm fussy |
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589 - Everybody's talking fukcing garbage |
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590 - Fuck! I'd love to be a famous fashion designer but I'm not dyslexic |
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599 - We say bcollocks |
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641 - Bcolloks not a good name for a fragrance |
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660 - BIG FCUKING DEAL |
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67 - DOG |
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685 - Fcuk you you fcuking fcuk |
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687 - Hmmm, you smell like fcuk. |
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716 - MISERABLE FCUK |
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717 - PIZZA SLUT |
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719 - WHAT A WNAK |
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723 - SCIK FCUK |
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724 - SCUK MY DCIK |
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725 - LCIK MY DCIK |
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728 - Fake Sydney Paris Tokyo New York Barnsley |
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735 - DIESEL FUCKS BIKERS |
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737 - CCOK |
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738 - bnok not quite as rude as fcuk |
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75 - STUPID |
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760 - I can't fcuking spell |
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765 - I'm a dyslexic nymphomaniac I'll fcuk anything |
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768 - GET FCUKED |
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788 - FCUK U 2 |
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789 - Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you invent Tippex |
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814 - FCUK OFF CNUT |
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823 - You don't need to be posh to swallow becks |
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824 - If Smirnoff made body-building equipment |
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840 - If Smirnoff made beauty products |
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857 - COCKSPORT |
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918 - FULL OF CARP |
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919 - FCUK PAYING ?25 |
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929 - FCUK RIGHT OFF |
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931 - FCUK LABELS |
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954 - FCUKABLE |
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964 - FUCK FCUK |
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965 - FUCK, I CAN SPELL |
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989 - JUST DID IT |
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999 - CARPENTER?S SON |
| All Designs » Come Ons » |
1116 - LIKE YOUR SHOES |
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1118 - FEEL 18 |
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113 - I only sleep with the best. SMILE if you qualify |
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126 - Go on fool me fake an orgasm I wont mind, honest |
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127 - You know you want me |
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1280 - UNFORGETABLE |
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1291 - 18 COLLAR |
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1296 - LET?S DO 96 |
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1327 - HOLD ME BACK |
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1329 - SPANK BAD BUTT |
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137 - Does your Dad own a brewery |
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1455 - Smile if you shag fat bastards |
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1464 - Here I am, now what are your other 2 wishes? |
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1500 - I'll swallow my pride if you will |
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1696 - Wanna make a baby biker |
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1730 - Take off your pants, I want to try something |
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1777 - I just won Lotto |
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183 - My Dick would like to buy you a drink |
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258 - Breakfast Included |
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30 - WINK I'll do the rest |
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31 - Show me the front of your bum |
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349 - I feel great and I don't kiss bad either |
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403 - There's not enough beds in the world. But I'm willing to share |
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408 - You've been very bad boy, go to my room |
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421 - Do you sleep on your stomach if not, can I? |
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5 - Smashing Shoes, Baby
Wanna Shag? |
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527 - PAT McCROTCH |
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564 - Think my pants off |
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57 - You, Me, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs, Any Questions? |
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58 - Body Piercing Done Here |
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64 - Can I buy you dinner because it's against my principles to fuck a hungry woman |
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69 - NICE LEGS What time do they open? |
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71 - I'm just a shy bloke with a fuckin' huge donger |
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722 - Your clothes would look great in a crumpled heap by my bed |
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911 - TEST DRIVE ME |
| All Designs » Coppers » |
1061 - ANAL SEX - COPS |
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1121 - POINT OF VIEW |
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1213 - REAL CRIMINALS |
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1217 - DRINKING OFFICER ? |
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1379 - QUALIFYING |
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1409 - WALK STRAIGHT SOBER |
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1413 - SHOOT ME |
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1439 - Undercover Police |
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1440 - Why do you think I'm drunk Officer, I haven't got a fat bird with me have I? |
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1523 - Beat the cameras - go through sideways |
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182 - FBI Freelance Breast Inspecter |
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196 - Sorry, Officer, I thought you wanted to race |
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325 - I wanted to be a judge, but they found out my mum & dad was married |
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331 - Police greed cameras in use |
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388 - WITNESS RELOCATION |
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389 - FBI FLOWERS BY IRENE |
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419 - Some traffic cops are living proof that whores should not have kids not you officer - the other bastards |
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458 - If only I'd been just a little dumber, I could have been a copper myself |
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476 - OFFICER do you know you look like one of the village people? |
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585 - No need to waste your time here officer, this is not the human you are looking for. You may go about your business. |
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636 - Sorry, Orifice, I had to drive - I was too drunk to walk |
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746 - FBI Fuck-all Brains Inside Witless Protection Programme |
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787 - Traffic cops are perverts they keep taking pictures of my arse |
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815 - I haven't had a cunt all night, drinkstable |
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82 - OFFICER You're a Public Servant aren't you? Go get me a beer |
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909 - FILTH |
| All Designs » Drugs » |
109 - I don't like people who take drugs, Like cops and customs officers |
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1119 - BILL & BEN 2 |
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1124 - SUBSTANCE ENTH 2 |
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1148 - VALIUM WHORE |
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1201 - WEEKEND WASTED |
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124 - I'm a substance enthusiast not an addict |
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1253 - ALSO IN SHITFACED |
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135 - Do drugs & die! We need the space |
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1381 - ECSTASY-BRIAN |
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139 - Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route |
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1452 - Charlie Beercunt on tour |
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1614 - Ideal |
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1664 - Let's get back to the stoned age |
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1671 - None of this has anything to do with right here right now?. |
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1680 - Drink like the Devil and do drugs like an Angel |
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1691 - I * Drugs |
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177 - Drugs saved my life |
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179 - No left turn unstoned |
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200 - I don't like people who take My drugs. |
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208 - Cannibalise legalis now |
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210 - Runs on white lines |
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221 - Drugs just say now |
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283 - Cocaine isn't all it's cracked up to be |
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338 - Marijuana Natures way of saying HI |
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38 - Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue |
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382 - Reality is for people who cant cope with Drugs |
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439 - Don't get high on your own supply |
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495 - D.A.R.E. Drugs are really excellent |
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497 - Bety Ford Alumni |
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534 - I don't trust condoms they can burst and your body just can't cope with all this heroin at one time |
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542 - Legalise da 'erb, innit |
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59 - Only Users Lose Drugs |
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60 - Rehab is for Quitters |
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619 - DRUGS NOT JOBS |
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806 - I.D.T. International Dope Testers |
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868 - SNIFFER DOGS |
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879 - SMOKED THAT |
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902 - GOD-GRASS-MAN |
| All Designs » Fat » |
1079 - STRADDLE BOTH LANES |
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1089 - MAKE FRIENDS FAT |
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1113 - FAT |
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1123 - EATING DISORDER |
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1125 - KIDNAP FAT BASTARDS |
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1126 - KIDNAP FAT BITCHES |
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1143 - PLEASE DO NOT FEED |
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